Stephanie Calman, the bestselling author of Confessions of a Bad Mother and Queen of Bad Motherhood, has written a new book that is inspiring, empowering, amusing, and occasionally touching. In this book, she shares her inability to grow up, which she believes is something many people secretly share. At forty-five years old, Stephanie often feels overwhelmed by life's challenges and finds herself struggling to keep up with the demands of adulthood. Despite this, she manages to maintain a sense of humor and offers practical advice for other "bad mothers" and failed grown-ups. The book includes chapters on cooking in stilettos, being a time lord, wrecking an evening, and a phrasebook for grown-ups. Overall, the book is candid, touching, and hysterically funny, giving hope to readers that they are not alone in their struggles to navigate adulthood.